Monday 24 January 2011

Work Those Streets

(The scene: Philosophy class after Ab has finished playing and singing her 'Prostitute Song' (yet to be seriously named) on her ukulele.)

Ms Kelly: Well you've got their thoughts and their turmoil dead on. I used to work with some prostitutes once -
(Entire class gives weirded-out/confused look)
Ms Kelly: Not as one!


Talking of prostitutes, my Mum has started to refer to my little brother as my ho, which apart from being completely out of character, pretty much cracks me up every time.
For those of you interested to hear this 'insightful' song, or wishing to hear it again, it will soon be available to listen to on www.myspace.com/abbrightman and to download free or buy for charity off of http://www.abbrightman.bandcamp.com/ - I wouldn't bother visiting either of those sites right now though as there's currently nothing there. Peace.

3 comments:

Unknown said...

Always in the lessons I miss...
Being ill is no fun! :(

Ab said...

You weren't ill for that one, you were learning about sex :P

Ab said...

You weren't ill for that one, you were learning about sex :P